This Week in Super Sexy Bizarre Sex Stories

Posted on Oct 2, 2017 in Sex Toys Blog | 0 comments

Dozens of massive dildos mysteriously wash up on an Italian beach forcing lifeguards to ban kids from bathing.

To safeguard their precious eyes, children have been banned from an Italian beach after dozens of dildos washed up on the shore near a monastery. The fun and filthy phallic fortune washed up on the seaside by the Hermitage of Camaldoli, near Naples on Italy’s west coast.

The SuperSexy dildos were discovered by shocked volunteers from the Licola Mare Clean Association, who have been tasked with helping keep the coastline clean.

One unnamed volunteer, said:

“When we saw them we started to laugh because we could not do anything else.”

Association president Umberto Mercurio said that because of the way currents flow, a lot of unwanted garbage frequently ends up in washing up. Over the years the local currents have washed up debris from industrial waste to animal feed.

More bizarre finds include a grisly array of dead animals and, on one occasion even live rabbits. Clean-up volunteers are certain this is the first time “plastic penises” have washed up on the river beach.


Stefan Tetenbaum, Hugh Hefner’s former valet, dishes on how ‘Pig Night’ parties at the Playboy Mansion involved hookers, celebrities and cocaine, and were filmed for blackmail purposes

Stefan Tetenbaum, who now works as a sculptor in Redondo Beach, California, discussed his stint as Hefner’s butler / valet from 1978 through 1979.

During a short period in the 1970s, Hugh Hefner’s personal valet was in charge taking care of Double H’s every need, from stocking the publisher’s refrigerator with cold beverages to cleaning sex toys after a ‘pig night’ at the Playboy Mansion.

Tetenbaum, 67, claims that during the year he spent with Hef, sex parties involving hookers, porn stars and celebrities was all par for the course.

 ‘I… made sure the maids took all sex toys down to the basement after use and washed and sterilized them before returning the gadgets to the secret compartment above his bed.’  

‘On certain nights,’ he continued, ‘Mr. Hefner had prostitutes brought up to the mansion and he would entertain them with a big dinner and invite his friends to come and participate in different intimate acts with them.’

‘It was called “Pig Night.” (Why?) Sometimes the women had penises and Hefner didn’t want to be involved with that, although some of the other guests, especially John Belushi (dead guy thrown under the bus), they didn’t mind.’

Tetenbaum said that contrary to urban legend, Hefner ‘most of the time, never had sex with women,’ instead preferring to watch well-endowed porn stars like the huge John Holmes sleep with the girls, all the while ‘smoking a joint’ and ‘eating red licorice.’

The encounters were always filmed, cameras were setup around his bed and recorded every encounter. The footage wasn’t purely for erotic purposes, Tetenbaum claims. The films were used as leverage against Hefner’s associates who thought about going public with tales from inside the estate.

Tetenbaum alleges that there were plenty of drugs at the Mansion, especially cocaine, but that Hefner always stuck to smoking weed..

It was also pointed out that Hefner ‘wasn’t a kind man.

‘If he tasted the Pepsi and it wasn’t cold enough, he would throw it away and call me to replace it. I don’t know if he ever even knew my name. He would just call me “valet.”’

Hef apparently was quite an asshole too. He was very brutal to his girlfriends and sex partners, also saying each girl he slept with had to have fake breasts.

‘In those days, the implants were new and they would shift and burst and I witnessed many women who had this done begging and crying to Hef to help them and he would put them back in the hospital and then discard these women. He didn’t care. They were disposable.’ 

On the news of Hefner’s passing earlier this week, the 67-year-old Tetenbaum said ‘he didn’t feel anything,’ but gave Hefner credit for being an ‘innovator’ who was ‘pro abortion, gay rights, marijuana.’


Chinese Cell Phone App Launches to let the User Rent “Shared Girlfriend” aka the Second Hand Sex Doll….but China Bans the Service

Think of it as Goodwill for sex dolls. If you live in China and you’ve been thinking about getting a sex doll, but you’re not ready for the commitment, there was an app for you where you can take a used doll for a spin. Unfortunately, the Chinese government stepped in and banned the service.

Chinese sex toy manufacturer Touch launched an app called “Shared Girlfriend” which let customers rent their super sexy sex dolls for up to a week at a time.

Using the app, the customer customizes the doll they want before reserving it for a few nights of passion.

You were able to have the doll delivered to your home, and in a strange spin even choose for your doll lover to be “warmed up” before she arrives.

Prices started at $50 / night to rent a doll, with a full week of companionship costing $200, on top of a $1,200 refundable deposit.

Once customers were done with their silicone love, and assuming they have been thoroughly washed, other users can use the app to rent the same sex doll.

Describing their new app, manufacturer of touch said: “With one touch of a key, you are no longer single!”

The sex toy industry is a seriously booming industry in China, thanks to a huge gender imbalance caused by a historical preference for male children in the country.

With 1.15 men to every woman, it’s proving to be harder and harder for Chinese men to find girlfriends. Many are turning to the artificial embrace of a silicone Sally.

 

The “girlfriend”-sharing app was launched earlier this week when it was showcased alongside a range of products made by Touch.

A doll dressed as a sailor was among the sex toys on display, with another styled like a nurse and one made to look like sword-wielding superhero Wonder Woman.

The sex toys are made to look and feel as realistic as possible and are even programmed with voices so they can respond to your touch.

The firm said: “It can address all the needs of single geeks. Tap and it will be delivered to your door, and the single life is over for good.”

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